A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking — Ivan Baublitz
A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking — Ivan Baublitz
A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking — Ivan Baublitz
A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking — Ivan Baublitz
A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking — Ivan Baublitz
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A teacher asked me once, what I wanted to be when I grew up. I told her a clown and she asked me if I was joking

— Ivan Baublitz
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