Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed. — Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
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Embrace tomfoolery as if it were a rich relative on his deathbed.

— Barb Best, The Misery Manifesto: A Self-Help Parody for the Self-Absorbed
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