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A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something? — Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something? — Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something? — Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something? — Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something? — Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
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A muffin what? Are you asking me to eat you or something?

— Y.M. Nelson, Twenty-Four Hours of Freedom
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