Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mi — Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mi — Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mi — Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mi — Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mi — Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
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Are you aware that Jesus Christ can spell? I get so tired of you spelling every slang and cuss word that crosses your mind, as though you are pulling one over on the Lord.

— Brenda Sutton Rose, Dogwood Blues
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