I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective stor — Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
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I saw a street car conductor today with one brown eye and one blue. Wouldn't he make a nice villain for a detective story?

— Jean Webster, Daddy-Long-Legs
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