There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton
There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton
There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton
There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton
There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you. — Joe Orton
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There are fascinating possibilities in this situation. I'd get it down on paper if I were you.

— Joe Orton
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