He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drin — Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
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He had had much experience of physicians, and said 'the only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not'.

— Mark Twain, Following the Equator: A Journey Around the World
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