Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. — Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. — Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. — Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. — Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. — Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
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Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse.

— Steve Voake, The Web of Fire
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