This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the — Tina Fey, Bossypants
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This is one of the weird things about motherhood. You can predict that some of your best moments will happen around the toilet at six am while you're holding a pile of fingernail clipping like a Santeria priestess.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants
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