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[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products!
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Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers
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![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_0.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_1.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_2.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_3.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_4.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_5.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_6.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_7.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_8.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_9.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_10.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_11.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_12.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_13.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_14.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_15.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_16.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_17.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_18.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_19.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_20.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_21.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_22.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_23.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_24.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_25.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_26.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_27.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_28.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
![[On visitors after having a new baby...] "Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that fro — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers](https://quotesread.com/uploads/quotes/0/32/36/323601_29.jpg "[On visitors after having a new baby...] \"Put a lock on the door, barricade it if you have to. No one gets past that front door unless they come bearing one of two things: food or cleaning products! — Claudine Wolk, It Gets Easier! And Other Lies We Tell New Mothers")
