And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, — Tina Fey, Bossypants
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And when she [her daughter] one day turns on me and calls me a Bitch in front of Hollister, Give me the strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends,For I will not have that Shit. I will not have it.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants
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