A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison
A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause. — Tom Morrison
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A dutiful wife enables a good man to add her hands to his own for self-applause.

— Tom Morrison
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