Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine. — Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
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Immortality like this is about as useful as sunscreen on a submarine.

— Elizabeth Marx, All's Fair in Vanity's War
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