As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth. — Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth. — Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth. — Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth. — Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth. — Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
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As Melissa got closer, the taste of school began to foul her mouth.

— Scott Westerfeld, The Secret Hour
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