I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, Ma — Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
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I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit me at lunch today, MacKenzie!

— Rachel Renée Russell, Tales from a Not-So-Fabulous Life
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