Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart atta — J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
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Sorry to hear about your Dad."He shrugged. "He was seventy, and we always told him fast food would kill him.""Heart attack?""He was hit by a Pizza Express truck.

— J.A. Konrath, Whiskey Sour
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