I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll — David Sedaris
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, "I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.

— David Sedaris
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