I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on th — Danny Wallace

I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.

— Danny Wallace

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