I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them? — Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them? — Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them? — Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them? — Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them? — Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
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I really don’t get this whole oranges thing. It’s like, does he want to eat them or go out with them?

— Hillary DePiano, The Love of Three Oranges: A Play for the Theatre That Takes the Commedia Dell'arte of Carlo Gozzi and Updates It for the New Millennium
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