I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports. — Randy Kagan
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports. — Randy Kagan
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports. — Randy Kagan
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports. — Randy Kagan
I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports. — Randy Kagan
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I'm so out of shape I take steroids just to watch sports.

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