If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right. — Sage Kafsky
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right. — Sage Kafsky
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right. — Sage Kafsky
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right. — Sage Kafsky
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right. — Sage Kafsky
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If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right.

— Sage Kafsky
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