... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things — Matthew Woodring Stover
... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things — Matthew Woodring Stover
... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things — Matthew Woodring Stover
... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things — Matthew Woodring Stover
... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things — Matthew Woodring Stover
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... Corellian curses being a synergistic blend of vulgarity, obscenity, and outright blasphemy that were the only things really worth saying when one was in the middle of being blown to monatomic dust.

— Matthew Woodring Stover
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