He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? — Janet Evanovich, High Five
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? — Janet Evanovich, High Five
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? — Janet Evanovich, High Five
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? — Janet Evanovich, High Five
He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control? — Janet Evanovich, High Five
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He squinted at me. "What are you wearing? Is that some new form of birth control?

— Janet Evanovich, High Five
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