Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy — Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
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Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy bouncer friend might suddenly start acting like a trench-coated pedophile who flashes kids at the park.

— Kate Madison, Spilled Perfume: A Memoir
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