You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I elo — Becky Lewellen Povich
You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I elo — Becky Lewellen Povich
You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I elo — Becky Lewellen Povich
You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I elo — Becky Lewellen Povich
You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I elo — Becky Lewellen Povich
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You know Becky, you haven't been the same since that crowbar fell on your head." - - said to me by my mother after I eloped with a guy I'd known for about 30 days, when I was 18 years old!

— Becky Lewellen Povich
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