Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will — Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
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Fact: upon locking yourself our of your apartment you will immediately need to use the bathroom. Fact: and then you will stand in place and watch your door. You will just stare. As though rebuffed by it. As though it has done this to you.

— Augusten Burroughs, Possible Side Effects
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