Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper. — Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
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Maybe I've moved to the dark side, but it's clean and nice and we never run out of toilet paper.

— Jen Lancaster, Jeneration X: One Reluctant Adult's Attempt to Unarrest Her Arrested Development; Or, Why It's Never Too Late for Her Dumb Ass to Learn Why Froot Loops Are Not for Dinner
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I'm not perfect and the older I get the more I realise that. — Graham Speechley
I knew that I had reached the end of childhood once I realized that adults in my life didn't know anymore than I did. — Matthew Quick, Every Exquisite Thing
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That's the worst of growing up, and I'm beginning to realize it. The things you wanted so much when you were a child don — L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables
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