I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the gi — Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the gi — Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the gi — Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the gi — Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the gi — Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
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I suggest you give up now. According to my research, in a vampire-werewolf love triangle, the vampire always gets the girl.

— Ilona Andrews, Clean Sweep
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