A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted. — Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted. — Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted. — Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted. — Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted. — Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
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A man without a sweet tooth is not to be trusted.

— Kristen Painter, The Vampire's Mail Order Bride
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