There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second — Paul Newman
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There are two Newman's laws. The first one is "It is useless to put on your brakes when you're upside down." The second is "Just when things look darkest, they go black.

— Paul Newman
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