God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident. — Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
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God didn't make Eve from Adam's rib. He took out half of Adam's brain by accident.

— Shirley Jump, Kissed by Cat
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