Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy. — Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
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Toilet paper unrolled and slitheredthen wrapped around my tummy.That paper tried to roll me upinto an Egyptian mummy.

— Melinda K. Trotter, Pixie the Night Watch Cat
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