My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my — Tina Fey, Bossypants
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My first job as assistant director was to make sure he didn't cast the talented blond dancer who had so easily stolen my boyfriend the summer before. I accomplished this with the persistent and skilled manipulation of a grade A bitch.

— Tina Fey, Bossypants
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