And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve g — Paul Beatty
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And if an increasingly pluralistic America ever decides to commission a new motto, I’m open for business, because I’ve got a better one than E pluribus unum. Tu dormis, tu perdis . . . You snooze, you lose.

— Paul Beatty
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