Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
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Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something she knew didn't work on him, but that was not her point, even if she was making one.

— Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
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