I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse. — Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
Download Customize

I would say Randolph's a horse's ass, but that would be unfair to the horse.

— Suzanne Johnson, Pirate's Alley
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
elf elves fae fairies new orleans pirates prete undead vampires wizards

More “Elf” Quotes

I've been depressed all day. I feel like such a fraud. People say how special and wonderful I am. I think,"Can't they te — Sarah E. Olson, Becoming One: A Story of Triumph Over Dissociative Identity Disorder
So that's it. That's the big secret. I tried to kill myself on New Year's eve. Just like Sadie did last night. Only she — Michael Thomas Ford, Suicide Notes
I moved in front of the medicine cabinet. If I looked in the mirror while I did it, it would be like watching somebody e — Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar
What was wrong with me? Why could I not just flip the switch and see all the brightness ahead if only I chose the correc — Hanne Arts, Just Perfect
The industrial and technological revolutions have made our lives simpler, in terms of what is physically required of us — Liberty Forrest, The Power and Simplicity of Self-Healing: With Scientific Proof That You Can Create Your Own Miracle
It is not depression or anxiety that truly hurts us. It is our active resistance against these states of mind and body. — Vironika Tugaleva
Maybe anosognosia, the inability to see your own disability, is the human condition and I'm the only one who doesn't suf — Karen Joy Fowler, We Are All Completely Beside Ourselves
Somehow they fail to see that for someone aggravated by depression, self-help will be useless, indeed, it is precisely t — Geoffrey Wood
You are not an alcoholic or an addict. You are not incurably diseased. You have merely become dependent on substances or — Chris Prentiss, The Alcoholism and Addiction Cure
Depression is a disorder of mood, so mysteriously painful and elusive in the way it becomes known to the self--to the me — William Styron, Darkness Visible: A Memoir of Madness
You haunt my days and dreams. — Jennifer Elisabeth
Why can't I remember our family Christmas, or a warm spring day, or anything that might have been pleasant? It is as tho — Caroline Kettlewell, Skin Game