You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know — Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
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You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know where I get my biting sense of humor," I said weakly.

— Isabelle Glass, Prince Orlofsky, Vampire Hunter
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