The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. — Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. — Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. — Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. — Richard Pryor
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit. — Richard Pryor
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The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.

— Richard Pryor
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