Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampire — Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampire — Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampire — Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampire — Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampire — Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
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Teagan: How long has it been since you read a book that didn’t havevampires in it?Abby: They write books with no vampires? Wait...the penguins made us read that Shakesrear guy, right?Teagan: Shakespeare.

— Kersten Hamilton, Tyger Tyger
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