Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are y — Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Download Customize

Goddamn it, do it yourself. You’re five hundred years old and you can’t use a telephone? Read the directions. What are you, an immortal idiot?

— Anne Rice, The Queen of the Damned
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
vampires

More “Vampires” Quotes

Bard eyed him like he was manure on her shoes at the same time she did things, like sharpen a wooden stake, something sh — Kristen Ashley, Wild and Free
Honestly, Evie," I huffed, flopping back to the centre of my bed and glaring at the ceiling. "Why don't you whine some m — Kiersten White, Supernaturally
I don't know what Alex did to piss this poisonous cow off, but now I want blood. — Cheree Smith, Shadow Embraced
The streetlight forge speech bubbles of illumination in the air. A faint glow from the moon casts eerie shadows behind t — Cheree Smith, Shadow Embraced
Was this what humans were really like? They seemed like drooling idiots to me. I was shocked they walk and breathe at th — Tara Shuler, Shelter
Instantly I regretted my decision. It was one of those times when you hear yourself saying something, and it seems like — Tara Shuler, Shelter
Finally, his whole body burst into flames and as the pain became unbearable, he threw his arms in the air and screamed i — Alan Kinross, Longinus the Vampire
I get the feeling you're going to push me to that point and I'm going to have to show you how far I'm willing to go to g — Nicholas Bella, Embraced
You are kind, caring and intrinsically good. I am hateful, vengeful and intrinsically evil. — E.L. Wicker, Fractured Immortal
Little girls who hang around with vampires need to get used to dead things...In fact, little girls who hang around with — Vivian Vande Velde
I wanted to get you flowers but none of the flower shops are open at this hour. I checked six all-night variety stores b — Lynsay Sands, Love Bites
Holly rubs her temples. “Are we talking ... vampires?”Arkady groans. “On, the V-word! Here it comes again. — David Mitchell, The Bone Clocks