I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them. — Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
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I had only four hairs worth shaving, but I managed to inflict five cuts attempting to remove them.

— Troy Soos, Murder at Fenway Park
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