She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birt — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birt — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birt — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birt — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birt — Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
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She's as plastic as you are! I'm telling you, it's a bad idea. If the two of you have kids, they'll come out of the birth canal with Fisherprice stamped on their butts!

— Susan Elizabeth Phillips, Match Me If You Can
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