All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. — Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. — Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. — Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. — Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. — Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
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All white people are born with a singular mission in life in order to pass from regular whitehood into ultra-whitehood. Just as Muslims have to visit Mecca, all white people must eventually renovate a house before they can be complete.

— Christian Lander, Stuff White People Like: A Definitive Guide to the Unique Taste of Millions
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