Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks
Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo. — Minton Sparks
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Time changes nothing, girl, but the size of your underwear. . .and hopefully your hairdo.

— Minton Sparks
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