Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. — Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. — Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. — Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. — Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test. — Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Download Customize

Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.

— Gena Showalter, The Harder You Fall
Pin Share Tweet Telegram
Topics
asshole attitude sober sobriety test

More “Asshole” Quotes

The poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, becau — Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground, White Nights, The Dream of a Ridiculous Man, and Selections from The House of the Dead
We all do have our own reasons for being alone; in my case, I just don’t like wasting my time on some assholes. — M.F. Moonzajer
If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before — April Mae Monterrosa
So are there any asshole guys here I can start dating?' she says. 'That's, like, my pattern. — Gillian Flynn, Gone Girl
Now get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill — Robert Kirkman, The Walking Dead, Vol. 27: The Whisperer War
Don’t be an asshole. Just because you have one, it doesn’t mean it’s okay to act like it. — Christian Simamora, Marry Now, Sorry Later
You're an asshole, you know that, Haller?"I nodded and headed back to the door."When I need to be. — Michael Connelly, The Gods of Guilt
To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony. — Michael Bassey Johnson
Sometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole. — John Cheese
I can't believe you cheated!" "I can't believe you didn't know it. Man, what kind of got are you? I never knew stupidity — Sherrilyn Kenyon
Let’s be assholes and enjoy the life. — M.F. Moonzajer
Self-love is a good thing but self-awareness is more important. You need to once in a while go ‘Uh, I’m kind of an assho — Louis C.K.