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Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette — Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette

— Josh Stern, And That's Why I'm Single: What Good Is Having A Lucky Horseshoe Up Your Butt When The Horse Is Still Attached?
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