Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. — Terry Pratchett
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. — Terry Pratchett
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. — Terry Pratchett
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. — Terry Pratchett
Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple. — Terry Pratchett
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Probably went swimming and got eaten by a pineapple.

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