Even if we eat the best diet ever (and I highly recommend that we do), we still may not achieve the longevity that is possible.

Have you noticed when you go on a diet  the first thing you lose is your temper. — Robert Orben

For fast-acting relief  try slowing down. — Lily Tomlin

I don&#039;t give my weight. I weigh a hundred and plenty. — Wendy Morgan

His idea of exercise is walking to his vitamins. — Casey Fenton

There must be something to acupuncture -  after all  you never see any sick porcupines. — Bob Goddard

Condoms aren&#039;t completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus. — Bob Rubin

I burned sixty calories. That should take care of a peanut I had in 1962. — Rita Rudner

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. — W. C. Fields

I&#039;m not that much into working out. My philosophy - no pain  no pain. — Toni Anderson