Small minds are concerned with the extraordinary, great minds with the ordinary.

You don&#039;t get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what&#039;s eating you. — Vicki Baum

Whenever I feel like exercise  I lie down until the feeling passes. — Robert M. Hutchins

I won&#039;t say I&#039;m out of condition now -  but I even puff going downstairs. — Dick Gregory

Your medical tests are in. You&#039;re short  fat  and bald. — Tom Wilson

My doctor said I look like a million dollars -  green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton

doctor to stout patient: You&#039;ve been swallowing your food again. — Anonymous

Have you noticed when you go on a diet  the first thing you lose is your temper. — Robert Orben

For fast-acting relief  try slowing down. — Lily Tomlin