A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too — Scott Edward Shjefte
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A pessimist says the glass is half empty, an optimist says the glass is half full, and an engineer says the glass is too big.

— Scott Edward Shjefte
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